When someone tries to wake me up.
It would behoof thee to stay the fuck away.
My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.
Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”
I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.
So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”
And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
I laughed so hard at this.
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
- me fucking lying to myself (via sann-lykke)
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”