shoothikedrinkfuck:

itsryannwithtwons

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m0t3d:

armandoornelas:

When someone tries to wake me up.

It would behoof thee to stay the fuck away.

m0t3d:

armandoornelas:

When someone tries to wake me up.

It would behoof thee to stay the fuck away.

(via nhmedic)

inabasket:

My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.

Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”

I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.

So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”

And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thenotinferior:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

You traitors

I laughed so hard at this.

thenotinferior:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

You traitors

I laughed so hard at this.

(Source: maastrictian, via titty-tigers)

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(Source: theawesomeadventurer, via titty-tigers)

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via redwineparty]

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

(Source: pleatedjeans, via melsbowtique)

sur-demon:

i have so many questions

sur-demon:

i have so many questions

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

gotknockedup:

I LOVE THIS

gotknockedup:

I LOVE THIS

(Source: thedisappearanceofmyfeet, via salaciouslysera)

"im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions"

- me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

(Source: youtubeofficial, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via lolzpicx)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via sailings-ouls)

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:





I have no idea what’s going on

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

(Source: jonklassen2, via superwholocknation)